Sorry about the fact that I disappeared off the face of the internet for a while there. Promise I wasn't trying to copy Ed Sheeran, just needed a wee.
Days of being stuck in a tin can hurtling through the sky with a front-wedgie so bad that you’re certain you’ll be the next entry in the Darwin Awards are over my friends.
The Umpteenth Nobody has decided to spiffy things up around here, and has called in for the work from artist Billie Morris! Featured on the site are her beautiful sketches of an otherwise nobody, me, Jordyn, and her designs for the logo!
This is what happens when you combine procrastination with a newfound love for One Direction.
My mother thinks I'm a dolphin, and I'm learning to just go with the flow #nopunintended
The Umpteenth Nobody - because there's a lot of blogs, and I'm most definitely not a somebody.
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