The Umpteenth Nobody – because there’s a lot of blogs, and I’m most definitely not a somebody.
But here goes anyway:
I’ll start it off with a bang – okay, so maybe not a quite bang, but a whimper (which is just as good):
I’m Jordyn, born an Aquarius, and I was named after an orphan from a soap opera and a character from an early Tom Cruise film. If that doesn’t paint the picture of what I’m possibly going to be like, I’m not sure what will.
I’m an exuberant individual, who’s not afraid to baffle you with bullshit, and have you in awe of my ability to say what you most definitely weren’t thinking about, but you so are thinking about now.
My mum describes me as a dolphin, which is handy because I wanted to be one when I grew up. Not sure if that’s an achievement to list on my resume since reaching adulthood and all, but this blog might not be something I want to mention to future employers either…
But, if you’ve made it this far into my blog, here’s a box of kittens and a giant hug from me.
I hope you enjoy my weirdness.
Love, The Umpteenth Nobody x
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